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What's that thing?" "Well, it's a highly technical, sensitive instrument we use in computer repair.
Being a layman, you probably can't grasp exactly what it does. We call it a two-by-four." -- J...
What's the use of a good quotation if you can't change it?" -- Dr. Who
What's the use of a good quotation if you can't change it?" -- The Docto
Whatever became of eternal truth?
Whatever became of Strange de Jim? Well, he found a substitute for cocaine
You cover Q-tips with sandpaper and ram them up your nostrils as far as they will go....
Whatever is not nailed down is mine. What I can pry loose is not nailed down.
-- Collis P. Huntingdo...
Whatever the missing mass of the universe is, I hope it's not cockroaches!" -- Mom
When a Banker jumps out of a window, jump after him -- that's where the money is. -- Robespierre
When a fellow says, "It ain't the money but the principle of the thing," it's the money.
-- Kim Hubbard...
When a fly lands on the ceiling, does it do a half roll or a half loop?

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