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There was a young poet named Dan, Whose poetry never would scan.
When told this was so, He said, "Yes, I know. It's because I try to put every possible syllable into that last line that I can....
There was an interesting development in the CBS-Westmoreland trial
There were in this country two very large monopolies.
The larger of the two had the following record...
There's a fine line between courage and foolishness. Too bad it's not a fence.
There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
There's little in taking or giving, There's little in water or wine
This living, this living, this living, Was never a project of mine....
There's no easy quick way out, we're gonna have to live through our whole lives, win, lose, or draw.
-- Walt Kelly...
There's no future in time travel
There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes. -- Dr. Who
There's no real need to do housework -- after four years it doesn't get any worse.

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