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There's no room in the drug world for amateurs.
There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
-- Will Rodge...
There's nothing in the middle of the road but a yellow stripe and dead armadillos.
-- Jim Hightower, Texas Agricultural Commissione...
There's nothing wrong with teenagers that reasoning with them won't aggravate.
There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again.
-- Clint Eastwood...
There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.
-- Lily Tomli...
These are DARK TIMES for all mankind's HIGHEST VALUES!
"These are DARK TIMES for FREEDOM and PROSPERITY!...
These days the necessities of life cost you about three times what they used to, and half the time they aren't even fit to drink.
They also surf who only stand on waves.
They make a desert and call it peace." -- Tacitus (55?-120?)

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