BEDEVERE: Look! It's the old man from scene 24 - what's he Doing here?
ARTHUR: He is the keeper of the Bridge. He asks each traveler five
questions ...
GALAHAD: Three questions.
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
ARTHUR: He is the keeper of the Bridge. He asks each traveler five
questions ...
GALAHAD: Three questions.
-- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Related:
- ARTHUR: No, hang on! Just answer the five questions .
.. GALAHAD: Three questions ... ARTHUR: Three questions .... - Another hideous roar.]
BEDEVERE: That's it!
ARTHUR
What? BEDEVERE: It's The Legendary Black Beast of Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh!... - ARTHUR: But if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve
Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh.
He'd just say it. BROTHER MAYNARD: It's down there carved in stone.... - Arthur pulls Pin out. The MONK blesses the grenade as .
.. ARTHUR: (quietly) One, two, five ... GALAHAD: Three, sir!... - ARTHUR: What does it say?
BROTHER MAYNARD
It reads ... Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramathea.... - ARTHUR: Ni!
BEDEVERE: Nu!
ARTHUR: No. Ni! More like this.
Ni! BEDEVERE: Ni, ni, ni! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail... - GUARD #1: What -- a swallow carrying a coconut?
ARTHUR
It could grip it by the husk! GUARD #1: It's not a question of where he grips it!... - GALAHAD: No, please. Please! I can defeat them! There's only a hundred.
GIRLS: He will beat us easily. We haven't a chance. -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail... - ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to shut up.
OLD WOMAN
Order, eh -- who does he think he is? ARTHUR: I am your king!...

