BED
A horizontally positioned, generally soft, piece of furniture where
people go to sleep. Apart from this, a bed can be used for...
reading in. Yeah, before the people sleep, they can leap under the
covers with a couple of good books and... umm.. read. Of course,
more disgusting type people will indulge in other activities in
bed, such as... clipping toenails. Yeuch. But beds are mostly used
for sleeping in. Yes. Mostly for sleep. And the occasional dream.
Have I mentioned people can also sit on beds? And after use, beds
can be made, which means whoever can be bothered straightens up the
covers again, ready for the next err... sleeping session. That's
about all there is to mention about beds, isn't it? I mean, there's
no need to bring SMUT into this, is there? No. Just sleeping,
that's what beds are for. Not fucking. Oh damn, damn. Look, can we
just forget about this entry? I don't think anyone will be very
interested anyway.
-- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
