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• ARTHUR: Well, I can't just call you `Man'. DENNIS
  Well, you could say `Dennis'. ARTHUR: Well, I didn't know you were called `Dennis....
• BEDEVERE: And that, my lord, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped.
  -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• BEDEVERE: And what do you burn, apart from witches?
  FOURTH VILLAGER: ... Wood? BEDEVERE: So why do witches burn?...
• BRIDGEKEEPER: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
  ARTHUR: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?...
• ARTHUR: Who are you? TALL KNIGHT: We are the Knights Who Say Ni!
  BEDEVERE: No! Not the Knights Who Say Ni! -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail...
• ARTHUR: I am your king! WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.
  ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings. WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?...
• WOMAN: Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here.
  Oh -- how d'you do? ARTHUR: How do you do, good lady....
• ARTHUR: What are you going to do. bleed on me? -- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
• ARTHUR: I've said I'm sorry about the old woman, but from the behind you looked .
  .. DENNIS: What I object to is that you automatically treat me like an inferior....