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• It is easier to admire hard work if you don't do it.
• If you don't want to work, you must work harder to get ahead a little so that you don't have to work to stay afloa
  and when you are not working, it is work to avoid work, because it is so often presented to you as something to be done....
• Had he and I but met By some old ancient inn, But ranged as infantry, We should have sat us down to wet And staring face to face, Right many a nipperkin!
  I shot at him as he at me, And killed him in his place....
• So... did you ever wonder, do garbagemen take showers before they go to work?
• Why does this magnificent applied science, which saves work and makes life easier, bring us so little happiness?
  The simple answer runs: Because we have not yet learned to make sensible use of it....
• I bet if you were a mummy wrapper in ancient Egyp
  on thing you would constantly find yourself telling people would be, "Be sure, before I start, you have all the jewelry and so forth on the body, because I am NOT unwrapping him later....
• THEOSOPHY, n. An ancient faith having all the certitude of religion and all the mystery of science.
  The modern Theosophist holds, with the Buddhists, that we live an incalculable number of times on this earth, in as many several bodies, because one life is not long enough for our complete spiritual developme...
• Progress is made by lazy men looking for an easier way to do things.
  -- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
• A master was asked the question, "What is the Way?" by a curious monk.
  "It is right before your eyes," said the master. "Why do I not see it for myself?...