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• The ultimate reason is "because.
• New opinions are always suspected, and usually opposed, without any other reason but because they are not common.
  -- John Locke, "An Essay Concerning Human Understanding...
• This was because reason was in fact out to lunch.
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• If on my theme I rightly think, There are five reasons why men drink,-- Good wine, a friend, because I 'm dry, Or lest I should be by and by, Or any other reason why.
  -- John Sirmond (c. 1589-1649) -- Causae Bibendi...
• We have reason to be afraid. This is a terrible place. -- John Berryma
• Custom does often reason overrule and only serves for reason to the fool.
  -- John Wilmot, Earl of Rocheste...