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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does.
-- Will Roge...
On his first day as a bus driver, Maxey Eckstein handed in receipts of $
65. The next day his take was $67. The third day's income was $...
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks. -- Avery
On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
-- H. Allen Smith, "Let the Crabgrass Grow...
On the road, ZIPPY is a pinhead without a purpose, but never without a POINT ...
On the subject of C program indentation: "In My Egotistical Opinion, most people's C programs should be indented six feet downward and covered with dirt.
-- Blair P. Houghto...
On two occasions I have been asked [by members of Parliament!
], `Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?...
On-line, adj.: The idea that a human being should always be accessible to a computer.
Once ... in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew, and we were forced to live on nothing but food and water for days.
-- W. C. Fields, "My Little Chickadee...
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Seaso...

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