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Once at a social gathering, Gladstone said to Disraeli, "I predict, Sir, that you will die either by hanging or of some vile disease".
Disraeli replied, "That all depends upon whether I embrace your p...
Once Law was sitting on the bench And Mercy knelt a-weeping.
"Clear out!" he cried, "disordered wench! Nor come before me creeping....
Once there lived a village of creatures along the bottom of a great crystal river.
Once upon a time, when I was training to be a mathematician, a group of us bright young students taking number theory discovered the names of the smaller prime numbers.
2: The Odd Prime -- It's the...
Once you're safely in the mall, you should tie your children to you with ropes so the other shoppers won't try to buy them.
Holiday shoppers have been whipped into a frenzy by months of holiday a...
Once, adv.: Enough. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.
-- Franklin P. Jone...
One basic notion underlying Usenet is that it is a cooperative.
Having been on USENET for going on ten years, I disagree with this....
One can't proceed from the informal to the formal by formal means.

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