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Oh, wow! Look at the moon!
OK, now let's look at four dimensions on the blackboard." -- Dr. Joy
OK, so you're a Ph.D. Just don't touch anything.
Old age is the most unexpected of things that can happen to a man. -- Trotsky
Old programmers never die. They just branch to a new address.
Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
Oliver's Law: Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Omnibiblious, adj.: Indifferent to type of drink. "Oh, you can get me anything.
I'm omnibiblious....
OMNIVERSAL AWARENESS?? Oh, YEH!! First you need four GALLONS of JELL-O and a BIG WRENCH!
! ... I think you drop th' WRENCH in the JELL-O as if it was a FLAVOR, or an INGREDIENT ....
On a paper submitted by a physicist colleague: "This isn't right.
This isn't even wrong." -- Wolfgang Pauli...

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