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If you ever want to get anywhere in politics, my boy, you're going to have to get a toehold in the public eye.
If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will.
If you give Congress a chance to vote on both sides of an issue, it will always do it.
-- Les Aspin, D., Wisconsi...
If you had any brains, you'd be dangerous.
If you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed some.
If you have to hate, hate gently
If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always manage to boot yourself in the posterior.
-- A. J. Liebling...
If you keep anything long enough, you can throw it away.
If you live in a country run by committee, be on the committee. -- Graham Summe
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