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If you can survive death, you can probably survive anything.
If you can't be good, be careful. If you can't be careful, give me a call.
If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.
If you cannot convince them, confuse them. -- Harry S Truma
If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?
If you don't care where you are, then you ain't lost.
If you don't go to other men's funerals they won't go to yours. -- Clarence Day
If you don't have a nasty obituary you probably didn't matter. -- Freeman Dyso
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do
Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet." -- Jay Leno...
If you eat a live frog in the morning, nothing worse will happen to either of you for the rest of the day.
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