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• Go placidly amid the noise and waste, and remember what value there may be in owning a piece thereof.
  -- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata...
• DETERIORATA Go placidly amid the noise and waste, And remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.
  Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep....
• Deteriorata: Go placidly amid the noise and waste and remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof.
  Avoid quiet and passive persons unless you are in need of sleep....
• Digiterata: GO PLACIDLY AMID THE BYTES AND BITS
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• Remember that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse in Cleveland.
  -- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata...