Miscellaneous Collections

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After living in New York, you trust nobody, but you believe everything. Just in case.
After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed.
Afternoon very favorable for romance. Try a single person for a change.
Afternoon, n.: That part of the day we spend worrying about how we wasted the morning.
Age before beauty; and pearls before swine. -- Dorothy Parke
Age, n.: That period of life in which we compound for the vices that we still cherish by reviling those that we no longer have the enterprise to commit.
-- Ambrose Bierce...
Ah say, son, you're about as sharp as a bowlin' ball.
Ah, but the choice of dreams to live, there's the rub.
For all dreams are not equal, some exit to nightmare most end with the dreamer But at least one must be lived ....
Ah, you know the type.
Air is water with holes in i

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