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  !" -- Bullwinkle J. Moose [Jay Ward]...
• Well, if you can't believe what you read in a comic book, what *can* you believe?
  ! -- Bullwinkle J. Moose [Jay Ward]...
• Well, if you can't believe what you read in a comic book, what *can* you believe?
  -- Bullwinkle J. Moose...
• BULLWINKLE: "You just leave that to my pal. He's the brains of the outfit.
  GENERAL: "What does that make YOU?" BULLWINKLE: "What else? An executive..." -- Jay Ward...
• I can tell you, honest friend, what to believe: believe life
  it teaches better than book or orator. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe...
• Announcer 1: Uh oh, here comes our friend, Bullwinkle J.
  Moose. Homer: Heh heh heh, Bullwinkle's antler sprung a leak....
• What upsets me is not that you lied to me, but that from now on I can no longer believe you.
  -- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)...