Basically, There Are Three Ways To Lose Money, Racing Being The Quickest Of The Three, Women Being The Pleasantest, And Farming Being The Most Certain Way Of The Three.

There are three principal ways to lose money: wine, women, and engineers.
While the first two are more pleasant, the third is by far the more certain....
There are three principal ways to lose money: wine, women, and engineers.
While the first two are more pleasant, the third is by far the more certain....
There are three roads to ruin: women, gambling, and technicians.
The most pleasant is with women, the quickest is with gambling, but the surest is with technicians....
As ever in my great Taskmaster's eye.
-- John Milton (1608-1674) -- On his being arrived to the Age of Twenty-three...
There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network.
-- Guy Alme...
Quote #265 "There are three kinds of death in this world.
There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's being off the network." -- Guy Alme...
The two quickest goals scored in the NHL were three seconds apart.
Bart: Ohh, I only grew half an inch. I'm still too short.
Marge: Growing half an inch in one day is still pretty good, Bart....
Isn't there any other part of the matzo you can eat?
-- Marilyn Monroe (1926-1962) on being served matzo ball soup three meals in a row...