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• Keep the pointy end forward and the dirty side down.
• How come all the buttons keep flying off my shirt?
• If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• SMILEY :~) pointy nose (righty)
• layback: what a climber looks forward to at the end of a day.
  -- "An Alphabet for Mountaineers", Climbing 1982...
• An era can be said to end when its basic illusions are exhausted. -- Arthur Mille
• Airline food -- Oxymoro
• Genitalia is NOT an Italian airline!
• A pointy head is the sign of a sharp mind.