Basically, there are three ways the skunk and I are a lot alike. The first is,
we both like to spread our "stink" around. The second is we both get hit by
cars a lot. The third is stripes.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
we both like to spread our "stink" around. The second is we both get hit by
cars a lot. The third is stripes.
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
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