Pascal Users: To Show Respect For The 313th Anniversary (tomorrow) Of The Death Of Blaise Pascal, Your Programs Will Be Run At Half Speed.

Pascal Users: To Show Respect For The 313th Anniversary (tomorrow) Of The Death Of Blaise Pascal, Your Programs Will Be Run At Half Speed.

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Pascal Users:
To show respect for the 313th anniversary (tomorrow) of the
death of Blaise Pascal, your programs will be run at half
speed.

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Pascal Users: To show respect for the 313th anniversary (tomorrow) of the death of Blaise Pascal, your programs will be run at half speed.
Pascal Users: The Pascal system will be replaced next Tuesday by Cobol.
Please modify your programs accordingly....
Things are better in their beginnings. -- Blaise Pascal
PASCAL users do it with runtime support.
Justice without force is powerless; force without justice is tyrannical. -- Blaise Pascal
The choice of a system of numeration is a mere matter of convention. -- Blaise Pascal
The heart has its reasons which reason knows nothing of. -- Blaise Pascal