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Pretend to spank me -- I'm a pseudo-masochist!
Preudhomme's Law of Window Cleaning: It's on the other side.
Prime Minister Joseph] Chamberlain loves the working man -- he loves to see him work.
-- Winston Churchill...
Pro is to con as progress is to Congress.
Probable-Possible, my black hen, She lays eggs in the Relative When.
She doesn't lay eggs in the Positive Now Because she's unable to postulate how....
Probably the question asked most often is: Do one-celled animals have orgasms?
The answer is yes, the have orgasms almost constantly, which is why they don't mind living in pools of warm slime....
Professor Gorden Newell threw another shutout in last week's Chem.
Eng. 130 midterm. Once again no student received a single point on his exam....
Proof techniques #1: Proof by Induction. This technique is used on equations with "_n" in them.
Induction techniques are very popular, even the military used them....
Proof techniques #2: Proof by Oddity. SAMPLE
To prove that horses have an infinite number of legs....
Protozoa are small, and bacteria are small, but viruses are smaller than the both put together.

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