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Q: How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat ?
A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires....
Q: How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat?
A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires....
Q: How many existentialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two....
Q: How many heterosexual males does it take to screw in a light bulb in San Francisco?
A: Both of them....
Q: How many IBM cpu's does it take to do a logical right shift?
A: 33. 1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register....
Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to execute a job?
A: Four; three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off....
Q: How many IBM types does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 100....
Q: How many journalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Three....
Q: How many Martians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One and a half.
Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to the earlier joke....

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