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New York's got the ways and means; Just won't let you be. -- The Grateful Dead
Newlan's Truism: An "acceptable" level of unemployment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job.
NEWS FLASH!! Today the East German pole-vault champion became the West German pole-vault champion.
*** NEWSFLASH *** Russian tanks steamrolling through New Jersey!!!! Details at eleven!
Newton's Fourth Law: Every action has an equal and opposite satisfaction.
Newton's Little-Known Seventh Law: A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
Next Friday will not be your lucky day. As a matter of fact, you don't have a lucky day this year.
Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as an income tax refund.
-- F. J. Raymond...
Nice boy, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice." -- Foghorn Legho
Nihilism should commence with oneself.

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