If You Took All The Students That Felt Asleep In Class And Laid Them End To End, They'd Be A Lot More Comfortable.

If You Took All The Students That Felt Asleep In Class And Laid Them End To End, They'd Be A Lot More Comfortable.

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If you took all the students that felt asleep in class and laid them
end to end, they'd be a lot more comfortable.
-- "Graffiti in the Big Ten"

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