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Ah, you know the type.
Air is water with holes in i
Alas, I am dying beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, as he sipped champagne on his deathbed...
Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio, replied
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat....
Alden's Laws: (1) Giving away baby clothes and furniture is the major cause of pregnancy.
(2) Always be backlit. (3) Sit down whenever possible....
Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall, Aleph-null bottles of beer, You take one down, and pass it around, Aleph-null bottles of beer on the wall.
Alex Haley was adopted!
Alexander Graham Bell is alive and well in New York, and still waiting for a dial tone.
Alimony is a system by which, when two people make a mistake, one of them keeps paying for it.
-- Peggy Joyce...

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