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According to Arkansas law, Section 4761, Pope's Dige
According to Kentucky state law, every person must take a bath at least once a year.
According to my best recollection, I don't remember.
-- Vincent "Jimmy Blue Eyes" Alo...
According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.
According to the obituary notices, a mean and unimportant person never dies.
According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac, the best place to live in America is the city of Pittsburgh.
The city of New York came in twenty-fifth. Here in New York we really don't care...
Accordion, n.: A bagpipe with pleats.
Accuracy, n.: The vice of being righ
ACHTUNG!!! Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben.
Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit spitzensparken....
Acid -- better living through chemistry.

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