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A UNIX saleslady, Lenore, Enjoys work, but she likes the beach more.
She found a good way To combine work and play...
A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff that nature replaces it with.
-- Tennessee William...
A very intelligent turtle Found programming UNIX a hurdle The system, you see, Ran as slow as did he, And that's not saying much for the turtle.
A well adjusted person is one who makes the same mistake twice without getting nervous.
A witty saying proves nothing, but saying something pointless gets people's attention.
A witty saying proves nothing." -- Voltaire
A wizard cannot do everything; a fact most magicians are reticent to admit, let alone discuss with prospective clients.
Still, the fact remains that there are certain objects, and people, that are...
A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.
A.A.A.A.A.: An organization for drunks who drive
AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaccccccccckkkkkk!!!!!!!!! You brute! Knock before entering a ladies room!

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