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Adore, v.: To venerate expectantly.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Adult, n.: One old enough to know better.
Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless.
-- Sinclair Lewi...
After [Benjamin] Franklin came a herd of Electrical Pioneers whose names have become part of our electrical terminology
Myron Volt, Mary Louise Amp, James Watt, Bob Transformer, etc. These pionee...
After a few boring years, socially meaningful rock 'n' roll died out.
It was replaced by disco, which offers no guidance to any form of life more advanced than the lichen family....
After a number of decimal places, nobody gives a damn.
After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare...
After all, what is your hosts' purpose in having a party?
Surely not for you to enjoy yourself...
After an instrument has been assembled, extra components will be found on the bench.
After his Ignoble Disgrace, Satan was being expelled from Heaven.

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