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• Bart: Your micro-jerks attacked me! Lisa: Well, you practically destroyed their whole world.
  Bart: You can't protect them every second. Sooner or later, you'll let your guard down, and then flush...
• If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards.
• May you grow so rich your widow's second husband never has to worry about a living, God forbid.
• Answering machine message "Thank you for calling the Suicide Hotline!
  At the tone, your telephone handset will disintegrate, sending jagged shrapnel straight through your brain, killing you instantaneously....
• You need not worry about your future.
• You can no longer save your family, your tribe or nation.
  You can only save the whole world. -- Margaret Mead...
• Once you've tried to change the world you find it's a whole bunch easier to change your mind.