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• Saving is a very fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
  -- Sir Winston Churchill...
• If you go on with this nuclear arms race, all you are going to do is make the rubble bounce.
  -- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)...
• A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.
  -- Sir Winston Churchill, 1952...
• Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
  --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it....
• It is no use saying, "We are doing our best." You have got to succeed in doing what is necessary.
  -- Sir Winston Churchill...
• Politics are almost as exciting as war, and quite as dangerous.
  In war, you can only be killed once. -- Sir Winston Churchill...
• When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite.
  -- Sir Winston Churchill, On formal declarations of wa...
• A communist is like a crocodile: when it opens its mouth you cannot tell whether it is trying to smile or preparing to eat you up.
  -- Sir Winston Churchill...
• Woman on Street: Sir, you are drunk; very, very drunk.
  Winston Churchill: Madame, you are ugly; very, very ugly. I shall be sober in the morning....