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• If you are searching for yourself. Find a mirror first!
• You are standing in front of the Sixth Sacred Pool of the Seven Seven Sacred Pools.
• The current quest for perfection has allowed far too many of us to spend far too much time, standing in front of a mirror, looking at ourselves.
  What a quest!...
• Once Law was sitting on the bench And Mercy knelt a-weeping.
  "Clear out!" he cried, "disordered wench! Nor come before me creeping....
• Once Law was sitting on the bench And Mercy knelt a-weeping.
  "Clear out!" he cried, "disordered wench! Nor come before me creeping....
• They'll just find a statue standing where the statue got you high...
• Nature is cruel. If you don't believe me...look in the mirror.
• Symptom: Drinking fails to give taste and satisfaction, beer is unusually pale and clear.
  Problem: Glass empty. Action Required: Find someone who will buy you another beer....