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You smash it... and I'll build around it. -- John Lenno
You smile discreetly. Look like you're enjoying yourself, like you're ready to get down to serious business.
You've got to be careful what you say. -- Vice President Dan Quayle, explaining to Latin ...
You sneezed, insert FD disk as it must spin-dry.
YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS!!!
You sometimes drive me crazy, but I worry about you.
You sound like a TV series! -- Rimmer.
You speak of courage. Obviously you do not know the difference between courage and foolhardiness.
Always it is the brave ones who die, the soldiers....
You speak truth," said Themistocles; "I should never have been famous if I had been of Seriphu
-- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- Life of Themistocle...
You spell 'knife' with a 'k'. I spell 'knife' with an 'n', but then I never could spell.
-- Troi and Picard, "The Big Goodbye", stardate 41997.7...
You spend the first half of your life wondering if people will purchase the services you have to offer.
The second part of your life is spent wondering if those who purchased the services you offere...

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