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You Spell 'knife' With A 'k'. I Spell 'knife' With An 'n', But Then I Never Could Spell.
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You spell 'knife' with a 'k'.
I spell 'knife' with an 'n', but then I never could spell.
-- Troi and Picard, "The Big Goodbye", stardate 41997.7
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I never respected a man who could spell. -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)
If I knew how to spell, I could use a dictionary.
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The old American way to spell cheese was K-R-A-F-T. Now, it's P-H-I-L-I-P-M-O-R-R-I-S.
