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You showed admirable restraint for one so small. -- Worf
You show me an American who can keep his mouth shut and I'll eat him.
-- Newspaperman from Frank Capra's _Meet_John_Doe_...
You show me a sculptor who works in the basement and I'll show you a low-down chiseler!
-- Soupy Sale...
You show me your compiler and I'll show you my linker.
"And maybe afterward we wont have to debug....
You sick little monkey! -- Re
You simply MUST stop taking advice from other people. -- Melissa Timberma
You, sir, are a complete copulating anal orifice.
You, sir, are truly the offspring of a crossbred penguin.
You slapped my face Oh but so gently I smiled At the caress. -- William Carlos William

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