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• Should I have Snotty beam you down, sir?
• How time flies, when you are in a heap of problems..
• So live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
• If being quoted makes you feel important, it is about time that you go out and purchase a parrot.
• What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede? A walkie-talkie, of course.
• If your capacity to acquire has outstripped your capacity to enjoy, you are on the way to the scrap-heap.
  -- Glen Buck...
• I bet the sparrow looks at the parrot and thinks, yes, you can talk, but LISTEN TO YOURSELF!
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
  -- Will Roge...
• Mate, this parrot wouldn't VOOM if you put four million volts through it! -- Monty Pytho