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• CAUTION! Taglines may be closer than they appear!
• If your life is just a highway, and your soul is just a car, objects in the rear view mirror may appear closer than they are.
  .. -- Meat Loaf...
• May every new sunrise bring you closer to your dreams.
• Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.
• As the knife approaches its victim, your mind is submerged by an overmastering will.
  Slowly, your hand turns, until the rusty blade is an inch from your neck....
• No one is perfect, but some of us are closer than others.
• The mountain looks closer than it is. -- Frothingham's Corollary
• Look closer, most things are more than just the sum of their parts.