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• You're just the sort of person I imagined marrying, when I was little.
  .. except, y'know, not green... and without all the patches of fungus." -- Swamp Thing...
• The STAR WARS Song Sung to the tune of "Lola", by the Kink
• In the force if Yoda's so strong, construct a sentence with words in the proper order then why can't he?
• Bart: What a perfect plan. Now, Roger Myers will tell as just.
  .. Myers: [announcing the studio's re-opening] And so when no one could think of a plan to resurect Itchy & Scratchy, a young boy, a wonderful irrepressible young boy, took it on his own to solve the problem....
• Ross: I didn't know what I was taking full responsibility for!
  Okay?! I didn't finish the whole letter! Rachel: What?...
• Do you speak English? Ah...a little. Yes - when you say 'a little' what exactly do you mea
  I mean can we talk, or are we going to spend the rest of the afternoon asking each other the way to the beach in very loud voices?...
• Ranger: I won't lie to you. Our chances of finding your children are slim to nil.
  Lisa: [from below] Hi mom! [Smithers and the kids are waving at Marge] Marge...
• Anyway, I keep picturing all these little kids playing some game in this big field of rye and all.
  Thousands of little kids, and nobody's around -- nobody big, I mean -- except me....