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• Don't wait for pie in the sky when you die! Get yours now, with ice cream on top!
  -- Reverend Ike (Frederick J. Eikerenkoetter II)...
• Burns: [saws off the top of Homer's head. No blood, very clean.
  The top of Homer's head rolls away.] Smithers, hand me that ice-cream scoop....
• Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.
  -- Jim Fiebig...
• Lookin' for Loki (with a cream pie)
• Like ice cream *&* computers? Get Haagen-DOS 6.0!
• Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.
  -- Charles Schultz, as Charlie Brown -- Peanuts, cartoon strip...
• A new koan: If you have some ice cream, I will give it to you.
  If you have no ice cream, I will take it away from you. It is an ice cream koan....