You're At The Office, Behind Your Desk, Bored, Bent, Broken.

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You're at the office, behind your desk, bored, bent, broken. It's a beautiful
day outside. You want to go hiking. You close your eyes. You concentrate and
BLAM! Your head blows up. They have to send you home. You can't sit around
answering phones all day -- you have no head. You'd just be holding the
phone up where your head used to be -- waving it above your neck -- people on
the other end of the line going, "Hello? Hello? Must be one of those headless
people. They shouldn't even have jobs."
-- Denis Leary

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