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You May Smoke. You May Also Burst Into Flames And Die.
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You may smoke. You may also burst into flames and die.
Related:
Mind if I smoke?" "I don't care if you burst into flames and die!
Smoke may indicate you have passed maximum performance.
To Smokers: If you smoke, may I rip a stinky in your face?
You may be redneck... if your dog can smoke a cigarette.
To Smokers: If you smoke, may I fart in your face?
May you die alone and silent.... -- Cally
May you die and be reborn as a mouse in a radioactive lab.
May you die in bed at 105, shot by a jealous spouse.
