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You may be redneck... if you wear clothes to church with sequins on them.
You may be redneck... if you were holding a beer in your wedding picture.
You may be redneck... if you were playing pool when your child was born.
You may be redneck... if you wore a sequined tuxedo to your own wedding.
You may be right. You may be crazy. Me, three.
You may be Southern -- but you're no Comfort.
You may be sure that when a man begins to call himself a realist, he is preparing to do something he is secretly ashamed of doing.
-- Sydney Harri...
You may be the only person that knows just how special you are.
You may borrow a book and read it too!
You may break, you may shatter the vase if you will, But the scent of the roses will hang round it still.
-- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- Farewell! But whenever you welcome the Hou...

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