You May Break, You May Shatter The Vase If You Will, But The Scent Of The Roses Will Hang Round It Still.

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You may break, you may shatter the vase if you will,
But the scent of the roses will hang round it still.
-- Thomas Moore (1779-1852)
-- Farewell! But whenever you welcome the Hour

You may be redneck... if there is a puddle in your driveway year-round.
It may be GUI but you still can't eat it!
May a buffalo in heat find you in its hour of need.
You are welcome.
You may be redneck... if you still think pro-wrestling is real.
May the sun and the spring breeze warm and caress you like an apple as you hang from a tree.
You have taken the vase and hurled it delicately to the ground.
How beautiful, how entrancing you are, my loved one, daughter of delights!
You are stately as a palm-tree, and your breasts are the clusters of dates....
You may have an account here only if you are a moron. People who work are not welcome.

You May Break, You May Shatter The Vase If You Will, But The Scent Of The Roses Will Hang Round It Still.

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