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• You are not going to 'go forth.' You are going to take that damn hat off and you're going to get a job.
• Afterlyfe.sys not found! Do you want to re-incarnate?
• And the RESET button lets you re-run AUTOEXEC.BAT!
• God rest ye CS students now, Let nothing you dismay.
  The VAX is down and won't be up, Until the first of May....
• Minister, have you finished with that re-drafted re-draft of the draft proposal yet?
  No Humphrey, do you need it back? Yes minister, I'm afraid it needs re-drafting!...
• You use unfamiliar words -- please re-phrase it, or try something else.
• Depend on the rabbit's foot if you will, but remember, it didn't help the rabbit. -- R.E. Shay