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You may be redneck... if your mother uses a spittoon.
You may be redneck... if your nephew's wife calls you Cousin too.
You may be redneck... if you roll down the car window after sex.
You may be redneck... if your parents are first cousins.
You may be redneck... if your parents legally named you "Bubba".
You may be redneck... if your pocket knife often doubles as a toothpick.
You may be redneck... if your porch collapses and more than 3 dogs die.
You may be redneck... if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.
You may be redneck... if your school's fight song was "Dueling Banjos.
You may be redneck... if your taxidermist bill exceeds annual income.
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