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You May Be Redneck... If Your Parents Are First Cousins.
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-- You may be redneck...
if your parents are first cousins.
Related:
You may be redneck... if your parents legally named you "Bubba".
You may be redneck... if your first cousin is also your wife.
You may be redneck... if your first name is followed by "Bob".
You may be redneck... if birds are attracted to your beard.
You may be redneck... if Goodwill declines your mattress.
You may be redneck... if kudzu is in your family crest.
You may be redneck... if the color of your truck is Bondo.
You may be redneck... if the color of your truck is primer.
You may be redneck... if your matchbook doubles as a toothpick.
