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You May Be Redneck... If Your Pocket Knife Often Doubles As A Toothpick.
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-- You may be redneck...
if your pocket knife often doubles as a toothpick.
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You may be redneck... if Goodwill declines your mattress.
You may be redneck... if kudzu is in your family crest.
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You may be redneck... if birds are attracted to your beard.
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