-- You may be redneck...
if your nephew's wife calls you Cousin too.
if your nephew's wife calls you Cousin too.
Related:
- You may be redneck... if your first cousin is also your wife.
- You may be redneck... if your daughters' children also call you Cousin.
- You may be redneck... if your wife really admires your mother's tattoos.
- You may be redneck... if truckers tell your wife to watch her language.
- You may be redneck... if your wife doesn't put on shoes to go shopping.
- You may be redneck... if your wife ever burned out an electric razor.
- You may be redneck... if your wife has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
- You may be redneck... if your wife's best shoes have steel toes.
- You may be redneck... if your wife's hairdo is higher than the doorframe.
