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You may be infinitely smaller than some things, but you're infinitely larger than others.
You may believe you understand what you thought I said, but have you ever realised that what I said was not what you thought?
You maybe only young once - but you can be childish all your life.
You may be recognized soon. Perhaps you should hide?
You may be redneck... if all of your four-letter words are two syllables.
You may be redneck... if all your art was purchased at gas stations.
You may be redneck... if antlers are nailed to the outside of your house.
You may be redneck... if any of your hobbies require dogs and a lantern.
You may be redneck... if anyone in your family rassles `gators for money.
You may be redneck... if a watch band is wider than any book you've read.
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