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You may be redneck... if you have a rag as a gas-cap.
You may be redneck... if you have a suit with sequins on it.
You may be redneck... if you have a tire swing in you house.
You may be redneck... if you have a velvet bedspread.
You may be redneck... if you have brothers named "Bubba" or "Junior".
You may be redneck... if you have ever financed a tattoo.
You may be redneck... if you have every episode of "Hee-Haw" on tape.
You may be redneck... if you have fly strips above the kitchen table.
You may be redneck... if you have more than twelve dogs under your porch.
You may be redneck... if you have the taxidermist's number on speed-dial.
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