You May Believe You Understand What You Thought I Said, But Have You Ever Realised That What I Said Was Not What You Thought?

You May Believe You Understand What You Thought I Said, But Have You Ever Realised That What I Said Was Not What You Thought?

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You may believe you understand what you thought I said,
but have you ever realised that what I said was not
what you thought?

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If you said what you thought, you'd be speechless.
I know you think you thought you knew what you thought I said, but I'm not sure you understood what you thought I meant.
I know you think that you understood what you thought I said, but I am not all that sure that you understand that I seldom say what I think and even less often do I mean what I say.
I know you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize what you heard is not what I really meant.
Excuse me, what did you say? Oh, I thought you said "Whop".
You didn't say what you said I said you said.
The witty man merely says what you would have said if you had thought of it.
It's not what you say, it's what I think you said.
I know you think you uderstood what I said, but what you heard was not what I meant.